Either you run the day or the day runs you.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Well done is better than well said.
I can, therefore I am.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.